Zombies Invade Blogger’s Home Town!

One of the World’s Shortest Lists must be: “List of Hollywood Movies Mentioning Garland, Texas,” the Dallas-area town where your humble host made a long and largely unsuccessful attempt to grow up.

Comes word now that the new Woody Harrelson flick “Zombieland” opens in Garland and starts out with a  snarky crack about the not-so-beauteous burb:

“I know it looks like zombies destroyed it, but that’s just Garland,” says one character.

Ouch! I feel like a hungry zombie just bit off my elbow.

How can these H’wood haters possibly say such things about the site of the upcoming 102nd Annual Tucker Reunion? There’s no justice.

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