Depressing Media Quote of the Week

“You’re urged to sneak up on your enemies and execute them in a variety of ways. You may stab them with a syringe, slash them with a glass shard, slice them with a sickle, strangle them with a plastic bag, bash their heads in with a toilet seat — and that’s just in the opening chapters. When you’re playing the Wii version of the game, you use the motion-sensitive controls to actually simulate the act of stabbing, slashing and punching people.” — review of the video game Manhunt 2 (Seattle Post-Intelligencer, November 1, 2007)

And just in time for Christmas!

Your friends will get a Yuletide treat,

When you bash in their heads with a toilet seat!

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